Ruby Tuesday

Once Upon A Time, near Cedar Point, OH, there was no other restaurant open.

And lo! There was horrible service, when the waitress LEFT after we put in our drink orders.

And yet! It got worse: ever seen an onion ring that looked like a toe nail? I had an entire plate of them ....

Thus began my Ruby Diet for the day; think “nausea” and “loathing.” In spite of the many Long Islands that followed later than eve, I still have not managed to scrub my brain clean ....

“Don’t touch it! It’s evil!” says the kid in “Time Bandits”. My thoughts exactly.